What else could go wrong.

[Andre3k]

It all started yesterday. I was going to Winco across from work to get doughnuts and I smash into a car at an intersection in the parking lot. I wasn't too worried because I was just borrowing the car and supposedly it had insurance on it. Well come to find out the car didn't have insurance on it and I just got done paying a ticket for no insurance. So now I have no idea whats going to go now. I am sure the lady will just press charges. Yay. Things are looking up.

 

[spudlyff8fan]

You could beg her for an out-of-court settlement. And if she's good looking, you could come onto her.

 

[Andre3k]

Yeah pretty much what it is going to come down to. Anyways, the accident was more her fault than mine although I hit her. I'll have to see what happens.

 

[Darth_Jonas]

go for the settlement. You could also offer sex as a payment. Just be sure not to specify sex with whom.

 

[wijg]

Bummer Andre. Sorry to hear about that. I think you should develop a sudden crick in the neck or something for court.

 

[asylum_boy]

Or with the right money, you probably could pay somebody to take your knee out with a bat....Hint...Hint....JERSEY!!.........and yeah, sorry about your situation dude

 

[Andre3k]

My neck has been bothering me

 

[Maverick]

You should invest in a pair of crutches too. Just look totally pathetic if you go to court. The judge will be like "Damn! What did you do to him lady!"

 

[Andre3k]

Lol..funny thing is I'm the one that hit her.

 

[spudlyff8fan]

She's a female driver. Never forget, everything is ALWAYS HER FAULT.

 

[Andre3k]

So true....a majority of women are clueless as to how to drive..I said most not all..for those that might get offended. I have been in countless amounts of near misses while riding with my girlfriend.