The Greatest Thread in the WORLD

there used to be a place like that a couple of blocks down the street from where I lived, it was shut down because of a huge rat infestation, good times
 
"You know what else you can't see? The writing on the wall. Vaudville's dead and tv's the box they're going to bury it in. Back then, everyone had a specialty. Me, I'm a tumbler. Vamp, vamp."

"I've got my top hat and cane, and a pocket full of miracles. Pocket full of miracles."

*whew* How about now? Yes? No?