Slogan?

katie, please, if someone needs more creativity around here it would be you, I swear if you were Ice cream, you'd be bargain brand vanilla, GT on the other hand would be rocky road, and I of course, I'm cookies and creme..........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cookies and creme
 
I don't care what you think. Vanilla Wafers suck and I will not be associated with them.
 
Dammit katie, you really like to overcomplicate things don't you, kit kats are chocolate covered wafers, wafers being the key, so if you don't want me calling you a vanilla wafer, let me know, I'll go back to calling you #2
 
I suppose vanilla wafer is preferable. But not by much. Sigh...just once I would like a decent nickname.