Question of the Day

Wood Chippers are too likely to get bone and hair fragments left in the rotors after a body disposal. Garbage disposals just need some bleach poored down there and you're good.
 
Disposal should be to put the body in a steel barrel, cut holes in it, weld the top on, pour cement in it, dump it in a very deep part of a lake or the ocean.

Burning the body first is optional.
 
Since another lottery has come and gone, and I didn't win for the gazillionth time.....What would you do with the lottery prize if you won it??.......I've heard many people say they would move to a totally different city or country....But i don't think i would...I'd definitely clear all debt me and my wife had....And then i'd pay for the rest of my remodeling of the house........Someone else to do it this time around, considering the remodeling is what has put in me in a cast to begin with!!......Other things, yeah, i'd probably have to invest in every game console...past and present.....and definitely a full-wall theater widescreen.........That is my dream for now!!:money:
 
Besides eliminating debt and buying a large horse farm here in Kentucky (those things rake in the bucks but cost a fortune), then I would build a house like none other. It would probably cost a few million, but I want it enough for all my family and friends to visit. There would be a room with 9 walls. a circle of couches facing away from each other would be in the center. One couch facing each wall. Game systems would be located in the center. One wall would hold the door, the others would be for full-wall screens. High def. projectors.

I would also finance my own art studio that employeed artists from most of the mediums and styles out there. Except for Modernism/Postmodernism. I hate those styles.
 
Real Quick Question of the Day:
What would be 3 comedy movies, off the top of your head, that had you laughing your a** off?

Mine would have to Billy Madison, Tommy Boy, and Old School
 
My Blue Heaven and The Importance of Being Earnest (with Colin Firth and Rupert Everett) were also very good.
 
Question of the Day:

What is the best sig you've seen in the forums?

I actually have trouble with this one. There are so many good ones. For now though I'll gowith Alex's current one. Tenacious D rocks!
 
Q of the day.......sorry i'm stuck on movies this week....

What movie have you watched that when you first started watching was blah, blah, blah at first, but then the plot change came and it had you hooked??

Mine was Derailed......We started watching it and it was like "Damn, same old lame storyline". Then, about 30 minutes into the movie, the "Holy SH*T" factor hit and there was no way we were stopping that DVD til the very end..........It's a must watch
 
It must of been that one porno some friends and I rented about a week back, I think it was called, "V for Vagina", anyways at first it was ho-hum, hmmmm, straight scene, seen it, girl on girl, seen it. It was halfways done when the midgets came in, I'll tell you one thing, I thought they were small because it was gods will, now I understand, It's that they pack so much weight it's impossible for them to grow.

Also saw the remake to the hills have eyes, it was alright.
 
I have a burning question that I would like to pose to the geniuses here on the forums.

How did the idea of the "short bus" emerge? Obviously it currently comes from Peter Griffin level intelligence kids being carried around on a shorter bus. But who decided that a shorter bus would be used and was there a particular reason? These are questions that sting like when I pee.
 
It's about volume. The number of kids that needed the bus (usually specially equipped to handle unique needs), is less than the number of cattle herded to our regular schools. Thus, a shorter and safer bus.
 
So that the kids would have an easier emergency exit......no wait, that's not true...............you know we should not be discussing this topic.......it's just wrong......And that still doesn't stop the questions....heh.....does anybody remember "Gus the Bus"....THAT GUY WAS COOL!!