I have two.
So about a month ago I took a female friend to my parents place, a couple of my little brothers friends showed up and started talking, I introduced them to my friend, we where watching music videos on BET and one of my brothers friends made a rascist remark, "Do you like tires?" confused I asked, what like big girls? All this time my friend sitting in a couch next to me. He responds "No, Black people" Amused and a little shocked I state "fucking idiot, didn't you see her" Pointing to my friend "She's Black" His eyes lit up and walked out embarrassed. My friends eyes lit up she stared at me turned around and said, "He's kidding, I'm not black" But it was too late, he was gone. My friend is actually part apache, but she looks like a light skinned black female, it wasn't awkward for me, hell it was fucking funny, the next one, not so much.
So it's my ex's birthday and she calls me so I can go over to her house, we had broken up about a week ago, she hooked up with some other guy, but we stayed friends, her parents absolutely loved me by the way. So anyways her boyfriend is out of town, I guess that's why she called me. We all have the whole cake and dinner deal and I leave to a friends house. About an hour later she calls me to go back, I decide to do it, no pun intended and I arrive at her place. Everyone is gone and her parents have gone to bed. It's about midnight and we are in my vehicle just talking. She gets closer to me and I put my arm around her, then we start with the whole making out and things start to get steamy. I won't go into detail because spuds is too young to understand but anyways I have her shirt lifted up and we're in the middle of some total nonstop action when there's a knock on the passenger side window. I poke my head up, sorta like a rat peaks outta of it's rat hole, and I see her mother, I go back down and say "Oh F**K, it's your mom" She just says "don't worry", so she gets out of the car and I decide to get out as well in case anything goes down I can take the blame, but all that happens is her mother tells her to go back in. It's been about the only time I've been without something to say, so all that comes out of my mouth is "So, umm, I'll call you tomorrow." Ever since that day her mother who loved me like her own son and said this to me on several occasions, will not say one word to me, her father though, still wishes I was his son in law. I guess his wife never told him what happened.