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[kwilson]

My requirement is that you obey the rules of English grammar and sentence structure! There's your new target!

 

[scoops]

Home base r u here to stay play a bit of time to win some coins with good teamworks.

 

[GhostToast]

i banned this guy for 3 days, starting today. enough spam.

 

[ImagoX]

Ban him forever- it's obviously just a 'bot spam account.

 

[cuinneas]

Yaya for public banning!!

 

[Darth_Jonas]

keel him! keel him! Make him walk the plank!

 

[cuinneas]

The 3 day wait for his next grammatical wonder has got me all filled with suspense!

 

[Cohesion Dude]

woah we can ban people????

this will be fun :smile:

 

[ImagoX]

SOME people can ban people.

Not me (unfortunately)...

 

[Maverick]

I wish I could ban people. I'd abuse my power eventually though. I'd be the only one allowed on the site.

*remembers some song from childhood*
It's just me, myself, and I. It's just me, myself, and I . . .

 

[GhostToast]

with a record selection and a mirror reflection i'm a-dancin' with myse-elf!

 

[scoops]

The author of this thread was online this morning, for like a few seconds. Hahaha!

 

[Darth_Jonas]

A slippery one he is!

 

[BCampbell]

with a record selection and a mirror reflection i'm a-dancin' with myse-elf!

Go G, bustin out the songs about masturbation. Cyndi Lauper's She Bop is next.

 

[GhostToast]

dude. i always thought that too, that this song was about masturbation. i am not alone in my belief regarding this song about being alone!

 

[scoops]

That's me in the corner. That's me in spotlight, losing my religion.

When I think about you I touch myself!

 

[Darth_Jonas]

Whoa, I had never given much thought to some of those songs. They were kinda old when I started paying attention to music and by then they were played all the time without comment.

 

[scoops]

There are about a zillion songs about masturbation and sex.

Even prior to the sexual revolution, the Beatles were singing about sex.

Here are the lyrics to the song "Norwegian Wood" named so to get around the censors. When you read it, replace the title phrase with the phrase: "Knowing she would".

"I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me...
She showed me her room, isn't it good, norwegian wood?

She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere,
So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair.

I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine. [HELLO!]
We talked until two and then she said, "It's time for bed"

She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh.
I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath

And when I awoke, I was alone, this bird had flown
So I lit a fire, isn't it good, norwegian wood."

 

[Darth_Jonas]

awesome. That's hilarious.