Open the can

Jonas, remember PETA does not like when you talk about the dolphins like that........hahaha.....Poor ol' Flipper
 
Peta. The Greeks have been using their bread for thousands of years. They make a great gyro sandwich. Especially with strips of steak. mmmmmmmmmm
 
The head honcho of peta (a very nasty looking woman) wants humans to stop "breeding". She thinks we should all die and let the animals rule the earth. I vote to start with her.
 
Do peta and tree-huggers ever clash? In one corner, you would have the "eat no meat, only veggies" mob, and in the other corner the "save the plants, don't destroy them" hippies. Although they would probably just form a strange tag team and attack the beef-lovin' Texans and the BBQ-lovin' South.