so i started my new job today. all the coworkers seem friendly. it's a half hour less work day than my previous job (yay) and the benefits rule. however. I DO NOT HAVE INTERNET ACCESS AT WORK OMG THIS SUCKS.
I am going to be starting a new job as well. Well, actually two. I am going to work like 10 hours a week at Dominos which rules because I will be working with my friends and then 40 hours a week as a security guard.
Holy shit. Welcome the fuck back Andre. We've missed you my friend. Who in god's name is going to let you protect something? It's at Walmart right? You've already discovered all of the secret rooms there with Katie.
Speaking of Katie, I guess she's off the hook. We'll drop the kidnapping charges AGAIN.
Sorry Andre, but I think Beth could take you. Women and their feminine wiles. You have to watch out for them. Plus I've heard their menstruation attracts bears.
don't worry andre, I once saw what to do in case of a bear attack, I saw it on fox. *waves arms in front of bear* "Shoo go away, stay tuned for an all new episode of Ally Mcbeal"