Looking for my Sister

[BatBoy]

Hello.

I am looking for my sister. We were separated at birth. I was told she might be at this website. ALl I know is that she looks very much like me. If you have any information, please let me know.

 

[Stan]

Batboy,

Your sister much be one hot piece of ARSE...

 

[JonnyLaw]

hmm Batboy ill try an help you, I think i remember a generous soul by the name of Bennet Campbell who posted a Lost add of you and and i think your sister. The picture almost brings a tear to my eye, seeing you two so happy in the picture, both with the same smile and those eyes... ah but I am going off on a tangent, I am sure Bennet can help you.... I wish you the best of luck..

 

[Stan]

There are pot holes in my lawn...

 

[BCampbell]

I can't believe this, it must be fate or something. Amazing. Batboy, Ibelieve we have your sister on staff; unfortunately, I don't think she's interested in contacting you right now. Maybe at a later date.

 

[GhostToast]

wow. i mean...wow. good going bc. :wheelchai

 

[demigoddess]

I have a dream :tongue-ti
no no thats not it :sigh:

 

[kwilson]

I hate you BC. Really, truly despise you. There just aren't enough words to describe my loathing.

 

[kurruption]

I too hate you BC, you haven't seen your sister in so long and that is what you say, you should be ashamed of yourself, now go to the garage and drink all the antifreeze in there

 

[hippysnake]

There are pot holes in my lawn...

yes....how interesting.....can you give me the dimensions of these potholes for no obvious reason?

 

[spudlyff8fan]

Jesus, BC...if you had quit about a week ago...it wouldn't have crossed the line and gone into bad taste.

 

[kwilson]

You're assuming BC has some semblance of taste. That just isn't the case.

 

[spudlyff8fan]

Ahh....true, true.

 

[GhostToast]

ok i'm really effing confused

 

[kwilson]

You don't want to know

 

[GhostToast]

please tell me. i'm special :jimmy:

 

[kwilson]

How many times do I have to tell you? YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL!!!

 

[GhostToast]

tell me anyway or i'll murder your family. :headache:

 

[GhostToast]

just kidding by the way. don't arrest me. thanks. but tell me anyway. :cartman:

 

[kwilson]

Nope, and feel free to murder my family. I am the sole beneficiary and could use the extra cash.