Two guys are having lunch when one says to the other: "You know how sometimes you can get words backwards and it all come out wrong?"
"Like what?"
"Well, I went on that business trip the other day and this really hot blonde was standing behind the counter. I actually asked her for a picket to Titsburgh."
"I know exactly what you mean. I was sitting at breakfast with my wife the other day and instead of saying 'could you pass the salt' it came out as 'you ruined my life you stupid slut."
"Like what?"
"Well, I went on that business trip the other day and this really hot blonde was standing behind the counter. I actually asked her for a picket to Titsburgh."
"I know exactly what you mean. I was sitting at breakfast with my wife the other day and instead of saying 'could you pass the salt' it came out as 'you ruined my life you stupid slut."