Okay, I was sitting in the cafeteria during lunch, and someone was watching CNN or MSNBC, one of those 24 hour news networks, and the talking head was telling everyone to go out and get their pope memorabilia. I found the idea of pope memorabilia pretty funny. I am sure John Paul II would want to be remembered with a plate collection or something like that. It was then that the most genius idea I had come up with in the last ten minutes hit me.
What this world needs more than ever is a pope themed restaurant. We have Hard Rock Cafe. We have Planet Hollywood. We need Wafer and Wine, tentative name. This restaurant will feature the robes, hats, and sceptres of prominent popes (didn't popes have sceptres?) All the servers will be dressed as cardinals, and women won't be allowed in the upper management. We're trying to create an accurate environment here. For those of you who are more familiar with the tenets of the Catholic faith, please add suggestions on how to make the Wafer and Wine a more realistic and enjoyable experience for those interested in what the Daily Show described as "the Microsoft of Christianity."
I am sure John Paul II would have loved it.
After we finalize the business model, we just need to find some investors and we're off.
What this world needs more than ever is a pope themed restaurant. We have Hard Rock Cafe. We have Planet Hollywood. We need Wafer and Wine, tentative name. This restaurant will feature the robes, hats, and sceptres of prominent popes (didn't popes have sceptres?) All the servers will be dressed as cardinals, and women won't be allowed in the upper management. We're trying to create an accurate environment here. For those of you who are more familiar with the tenets of the Catholic faith, please add suggestions on how to make the Wafer and Wine a more realistic and enjoyable experience for those interested in what the Daily Show described as "the Microsoft of Christianity."
I am sure John Paul II would have loved it.
After we finalize the business model, we just need to find some investors and we're off.