Im new here

[Webimpulse]

Whoa...a first time poster that didn't have their first post be spam! Holy crap! :surfing:

Here's hoping he/she (I can't tell the gender from this initial post) will come and post again! :running:

 

[kurruption]

seriously, I need more people to poison with my sickly deranged and somewhat sexy thoughts

 

[kwilson]

Sexy? Your thoughts aren't sexy! Further evidence that your thoughts are deranged.

 

[kurruption]

deranged in a very sexy way

 

[kwilson]

You just keep telling yourself that all the way to your padded cell.

 

[kurruption]

I'll have you know I'm the hottest guy in this institution, I get so much ass, even from the nurses

 

[kwilson]

I think you're confusing sex acts with the administration of suppositories. Now we know why you refuse to take your medication orally.

 

[kurruption]

no, I didn't mention the doctors, that's between you, me, the padded walls and the paint sniffing goat to know

 

[kwilson]

As you wish.

 

[kurruption]

that's what you always say, you damn goatteed genie

 

[kwilson]

Leave my facial hair out if it!

 

[kurruption]

what facial hair, you're as bald as a babies ass after he shaved with a mach 4 razor

 

[Maverick]

Why would a baby shave it's butt with a mach 4 razor?

 

[wijg]

To win a swim meet.

 

[Maverick]

Oh yes, right, how stupid of me. Little moo cow.

 

[spudlyff8fan]

you've scared clarke away.

 

[kwilson]

We're very good at that sort of thing here.

 

[kurruption]

yeah, who's clarke, did he go shave his coin purse?

 

[Clarke]

yeah, who's clarke, did he go shave his coin purse?

No i'm still here. I was busy posting at Gamespot.

 

[Stan]

Clark talks too much im going to add him/her to my ignore list..