BC vs. Spuds

so what if spuds is in the closet, it's fine, you wanna know why spuds is still in the closet? It's because gay people love fashion. That's ok, with spuds and I here our affirmitave action qouta is filled
 
I'm straight dammit! And right at this moment, I am scratching my hairy, unshaven stomach, while wearing a dirty, plain white shirt and a pair of jeans. I am neither fashionable, nor cleanly.
 
*Spuds opens the closet door. John Travolta looks in, then goes in. The door closes behind him.

Hey. It's really nice in here. I feel really safe OH MY GAH.
 
Hey, everyone knows that the gays are a very cleanly people, and have always been, ever since they came from France. I'm not cleanly or French! Therefore, not gay.
 
BCampbell said:
Okay, this thread has gone totally off topic, it's now Everyone Vs. Spuds. That's kind of unfair to do, without starting a new topic.
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That's not true. I'm against you, BC.
 
I think I'm going to be ill. In fact I know I'm going to be ill. Excuse me.

*runs from the room*
 
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