Ace McDougal's back in the HOUSE!!

I'm afraid of the stairs????

remember, she's like 5'9..300 lbs! Good Lord...I'd have a better chance huggin a redwood.

I'm not up for a short demi...not yet. I'm biding my time.... :sing:
 
crap. it seems we are always without someone special. if this were like noah's ark or whatever, we'd just have to leave people behind cause not everyone is on at the same time. that is perhaps the worst analogy i have ever created. i am ashamed. please beat me.
 
I'd be the town perv, you know all the females in town would talk about me peeping in their windows, but still they would still find me so attractive, kinda ironic