Snakes on a Plane Format

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I thought I'd have a little fun and start using the simple, honest title format being used for Snakes on a Plane and translate other movies into that format.

For instance:
Deep Rising (been on Encore a lot) - Squids on a Boat
Die Hard - Terrorists in a Skyscraper
Speed - Bomb on a Bus
 
Return of the Jedi - um, er, Return of the Jedi I guess
People Vs. Larry Flynt - Pornographer in Court
The Devil's Advocate - Lawyers: The Movie!
Kenneth Branagh's Hamlet - Kenneth Branagh Presents Hamlet, a Kenneth Branagh Film Starring Kenneth Branagh, based on the play by William Shakespeare
 
You can do this with video games too:

Resident Evil 4 - Mutants in Spain
Final Fantasy X - Metrosexual Sports Star Fights Less Than Subtle Metaphor
Sonic the Hedgehog - Fast Rodent Collecting Rings
Super Mario Bros. - Blue-Collar Ethnic Stereotype in Bizarre Mushroom World
 
Jurrasic Park - Arrogant Billionaire Plays God, Inadvertently Murders People
Star Fox - Decidedly Un-Sexy Furries Shoot Stuff in Space

Microsoft Windows - Millions of People Forced to Suffer Because they Can't Think for Themselves
 
basilmunroe said:
Lara's not a porn star.

Hey, did you know she actually got a boob reduction for Legend?

It's called dramatic license, basil. And at this point I'm sure there are a few porno flicks out there starring Lana Croft or some such.

Raiders of the Lost Ark - Archeologist versus Melting Nazis