Question of the day. Part 2.

Darth_Jonas

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Since Kwilson can't really do it every day, and I get on here all week (excepting the weekend), I figured I would take it upon myself to start this popular thread again. So . . .
 
What is the most dangerous situation you've ever been in?

Mine was something I was clueless to for a long time. UNCC has several black fraternities, none of which have frat houses since they are service frats as opposed to social ones (which I am a sworn enemy of). Since they didn't have houses, they had parties in the building where I was a tech/building manager. We helped facilitate the party with equipment and making sure everything goes smoothly. One night, the hosting frat (Kappa Alpha Psi) had gotten into a few squabbles with Omega Psi Phi's (who enjoyed their thug image and called themselves Q-dogs). There was also a rule that after midnight, you can leave, but you can't get back in (weird but true).

I was standing near a locked door when some Omega's were trying to get back in. They had been thrown out then gotten drunk and came back to settle the score. Again, I was oblivous to what was obvious to others. I stepped out of the door and pointed to the 3' x 3' sign that stated the rules and said that it was after midnight and they couldn't come back in (it was nearly 1:30 and the party was supposed to end around 2). One of the four asked "what is midnight?" and tried to push past, I stopped him and said "It's when you turn back into a pumpkin, and you're not getting back in, Cinderella." I then proceeded to step back inside and close the door.

The other manager and two cops thought that I was either crazy or had steel balls. I didn't think that it was that big of a deal until the cops insisted on escorting me to my car in case they were waiting for me.
 
ahhh yes the G parties. OK so I used to live in Roswell NM *UFO jokes begin.....now* and many people don't know this but Roswell has a notoriously bad gang problem. Anyways I've known and partied with people in that town from different gangs, so once a couple of friends and I are at a club and we are standing outside at the parking lot talking when two people from rival gangs start fighting. The person that started it and his people are told to leave, well they get on their car and leave then suddenly that same car their in starts coming back and bullets start flying, my friends and I immediately jumped behind a car. When it's all said and done we get up nobody is hurt and we go back in and commence to telling each other what a little scared bitch the other was, and so on, good times.
 
Wow, Kurruption, that definitely beats mine.

New Question: What was the most awkward situation you were either apart of or witness to?

Mine was when I first met my wife's extended family. At the time, we were just engaged. We were at a family gathering. Her uncle takes me to the side and we sit and talk for a while. He wanted to know the guy that was going to marry his favorite niece. After a while, his questions stopped and he declared that he likes me. Then he asks me about one of my wife's aunts (his sister-in-law). He wanted to know if I thought she had implants. Having just met this man and this family, I was unsure as to how to proceed. When my wife and his wife (Carol's aunt) walk up, I thought I was rescued. Not so. He posed the same weird question to them. When they couldn't immediately decide on what to say, he called over the obviously-enhanced Aunt Jennifer. When she got there, he asked her himself "have you had a boob job? Are those implants?" *click* Carol's other aunt snapped a picture of Aunt Jennifer's face. Utter shock and outrage. And there I was. Sitting next to the culprit and only two feet away from the breasts of fury. Welcome to the family.

We didn't see Aunt Jennifer ever again. Since then, she has divorced and left the family. The photo was found in the collection of photos and has since disappeared.
 
This isn't "funny" awkward, it's more like kinda strange and sad.

About a year and a half ago I was trying to get in good with this girl I liked. She was telling me about how her father died years ago, and how she had heart surgery. But through all of it she kept her sense of humor. I thought she was really cool and everything. So finally one night she invites me over to her house. But when I get there she's like cursing at her mother calling her things like bitch and dumbass. She could tell I was shocked by her talking to her mom like that so she wanted to go for a walk to get out of the house. But as we were leaving the house she actually kicked her dog and hit it with its chain leash (I swear this is all true). And while she's doing this I'm thinking this girl has to have a split personality. And then after we walk for a while and she's done complaining about how she truly hates her mother she like wants to get it on with me in the middle of some park while cars are driving by. I wanted to do it, but I just couldn't shake the fact that she was so damn fake in college. And then she got pissed at me because I didn't want to get involved with her crazy ass. Long story short, she hates me now and to this day can't see why I was so weirded out.

After a few days I started to think that she talked about her father a few times so maybe she was still dealing with his death. After a while I tried to suggest that she maybe talk to a professional, but as I said she hates me, so it fell on def ears.
 
still...kicking your dog, that's pretty hardcore. i can understand why you wouldnt want to get involved with her. even if she's "dealing" with stuff, i mean...things are always going to come up, and someone who relies on violence as a means of outletting their pain...well that's not somebody you necessarily want to have babies with. so good call. but still, sex in the park would have been pretty exciting
 
Her immediate reaction about the park makes me wonder if it was her first walk in the park? Ghost is right, though, kicking the dog is just wrong. The disrespect towards mom was one thing (although sad and definitely awkward), but I might have had to say something about the dog.

100% category 6 female. Nuckin Futs.
 
I have two.

So about a month ago I took a female friend to my parents place, a couple of my little brothers friends showed up and started talking, I introduced them to my friend, we where watching music videos on BET and one of my brothers friends made a rascist remark, "Do you like tires?" confused I asked, what like big girls? All this time my friend sitting in a couch next to me. He responds "No, Black people" Amused and a little shocked I state "fucking idiot, didn't you see her" Pointing to my friend "She's Black" His eyes lit up and walked out embarrassed. My friends eyes lit up she stared at me turned around and said, "He's kidding, I'm not black" But it was too late, he was gone. My friend is actually part apache, but she looks like a light skinned black female, it wasn't awkward for me, hell it was fucking funny, the next one, not so much.

So it's my ex's birthday and she calls me so I can go over to her house, we had broken up about a week ago, she hooked up with some other guy, but we stayed friends, her parents absolutely loved me by the way. So anyways her boyfriend is out of town, I guess that's why she called me. We all have the whole cake and dinner deal and I leave to a friends house. About an hour later she calls me to go back, I decide to do it, no pun intended and I arrive at her place. Everyone is gone and her parents have gone to bed. It's about midnight and we are in my vehicle just talking. She gets closer to me and I put my arm around her, then we start with the whole making out and things start to get steamy. I won't go into detail because spuds is too young to understand but anyways I have her shirt lifted up and we're in the middle of some total nonstop action when there's a knock on the passenger side window. I poke my head up, sorta like a rat peaks outta of it's rat hole, and I see her mother, I go back down and say "Oh F**K, it's your mom" She just says "don't worry", so she gets out of the car and I decide to get out as well in case anything goes down I can take the blame, but all that happens is her mother tells her to go back in. It's been about the only time I've been without something to say, so all that comes out of my mouth is "So, umm, I'll call you tomorrow." Ever since that day her mother who loved me like her own son and said this to me on several occasions, will not say one word to me, her father though, still wishes I was his son in law. I guess his wife never told him what happened.
 
Wow. That's noble of you to be willing to take the blame.

Now, this one can be taken as sexist but it isn't. What is the worse thing you've ever heard a girl doing to either break up with a dude or get him back for dumping him? (The reason for it to be about women is they are so much more evil when it comes to these things).
 
Working as tech support for home banking, I get a lot of odd calls. One day I get a call from a guy who is begging for us to fix his accounts. I could only show him where money was transferred from one account to another, with his id, and from an ip address that was traced back to his house. The guy broke down on me and I didn't know if I should hang up or not, so I just stayed on the phone. He had cheated on her, but before they were legally separated, she destroyed him. She had actually known about his little fling for about two months, so she took her time with him. His wife transferred all the money from his savings, money market, and even everything he has on his credit card into a checking account. Then she took out all the money (still being his wife she had access to do all of this) and spent it. We're talking around $35,000 total. Then she burned all the bills and changed the mailing address on anything that wasn't a utility, but since he hadn't done the finances for years, he no longer knew who he owed money to or for what.

She left when everything started coming to a head. He came home one day to a cleaned out house (she sold everything, and "gave" the money away to people he knew would give it back to her later) and a note from her saying he could go live with his girlfriend (who she had just called and informed that he was a married man. The mistress didn't know.) His money was gone, his credit destroyed, his girlfriend left him, his car was even sold, his comic books burned (she thought that would be worse than selling them, and I agree), his power was about to be cut off along with this water, she even had his dog put to sleep.

I could only show him where money was transferred from one account to another, with his id, and from an IP address that was traced back to his ISP.
 
WOW ! Vicious, I think putting the dog to sleep and burning his comics was a little too extreme though. Damn I don't think there is anything that can top that. My uncle actually had his old girlfriend rent the maximum limit on his rental account and never returned them, that sucked. I guess the wierdest one I've heard of was what happened to a friend of mine. He had broken up with his girlfriend and she left the house. About a week later she returns and she happened to have the spare key to his car, well she somehow manages to get about two pounds of cocaine and she tries to plant it on his car. A neighbor though saw her and thought she was trying to steal the car, she calls the police and they arrive and find the ex still there, they thought they were going to try and prevent her from stealing a car, instead they find her with cocaine. Wierdest damn thing I've ever heard, it's been about a year and she's still locked up.
 
What is the worst thing you've ever laughed at that either you should or you did feel bad about?

Mine was when a cat (one of those evil neighborhood cats) got nailed by a cement truck rolling through our neighborhood. I thought it was hilarious. That cat walked all over the cars, got into the trash, and yowled all night. My wife didn't laugh. Sometimes she picks up where my conscience leaves off.
 
About seven years ago I worked at a grocery store and I knew this guy who was a bit of a jokester. One day a few co-workers and I were walking down an isle and I saw him at the other end walking in like a zig zag pattern. I thought he was just pretending to be drunk and I started to chuckle a little. Then all of the sudden some lady (girlfriend, wife, not really sure) comes running up and yells at us to help him and that he was a diabetic. We all ran to try and give him some help, but I did feel pretty bad afterwards.
 
There's been more than a few nights i've been drunk out of my gourd, and i laughed my a** off when i shouldn't have......It' s just one of those weird things.....I think one of the best, and one that actually comes to mind, is when me and my bro' worked at Lowes unloading on the dock out back. We had a pretty good crew back then and we would always act crazy...This kid from the lighting dept., had to have been straight outta high school, he liked pro wrestling....Well, me and my bro' like wrestling as well.....Soooo, we made it a point to try to talk as much sh** to each other as possible whenever the kid was around....One day, we said the wrong things to each other and we started wrestling on the sales floor.....The kid saw us and took off running to tell somebody....It was all a setup, me and my bro' were just doing that to watch this kid freak out....and boy, did he......We laughed sooooooo hard watching him run to the front of the store.....Callin' us "Crazy".....That is until we finally found out he was a little "off" if you know what i mean....We were told he always took things a little too literally.....
 
Thursday's Question:

Hypothetical: Let's say you had to go back in time at least 500 years (recent movies have played with this). What would happen? Consider the problems or changes you could make in history. Would you help or hurt?