horoscopes

[demigoddess]

so i look at my horoscopes every now and then but i rarely get it


You get a bit irritated when the energies deepen and hold you in one place too long. You want to skate, run, bike or glide, but today you have to put your mind where your will is. Your staying power is strong. Don't get distracted; make something important happen.


i think these said not to go to the office today

 

[GhostToast]

that's lame. basically try to overcome the ADD, i guess rescript

 

[demigoddess]

well that's hopeless :tragedy:

 

[wijg]

On one of Weird Al Yankovic's albums, there was a song called "Horoscope for today." Each one was something bad, but it was pretty funny.

Mine:

All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent...except for you.
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick.

 

[GhostToast]

chris rock had something like that which made fun of the sunscreen song, i believe. ares, you gonna die. gemini, you gonna die twice. scorpio, you gonna die...fuckin.

 

[kurruption]

and the name of the song, drumroll please, no sex in the champagne room

 

[wijg]

Damn, it is taking the builders forever to install that sex in the champagne room. Well, at least I still have the hot chicks room.

"Do we really need a hot chicks room?"
"Well you said the same thing about the toaster and we use that darn thing all the time."

 

[GhostToast]

HORROR scopes

Sagitarius -- you will be eaten by a lion!

 

[wijg]

Or shouldn't that be for Leo, baaaazzzzzziiiiinnnnnggggg.

Oh damn, I crack myself up.

What the hell is a Sagitar anyway?

 

[kurruption]

"Do we really need a hot chicks room?"
"Well you said the same thing about the toaster and we use that darn thing all the time."

"Damn you bongboy"

"can I do anything to help"
"Dance for me, Dance like my wife used to"