An heir to the throne!

[Darth_Jonas]

I'm going to be a dad! Woooo! August 12 is the prospective due date. As future emperor of the world, I will have an heir to the throne!

 

[silent_storm]

Congrats man! :hyper:

Happy for ya. :veryhappy

 

[listereo]

Huzzah! Congratulations and all of the luck I can spare.

 

[kwilson]

Congratulations! I don't envy your wife, though. Having your final months of pregnancy in the hot, sweaty summer doesn't strike me as appealing. Buy her ice cream everyday over the summer as a way of apologizing for putting her in such a fix.

But honestly, congratulations!

 

[Darth_Jonas]

she isn't looking forward to the afore mentioned hot, sweaty summer. She plans to bob around in her parents' pool all summer.

 

[kwilson]

My mother actually refused to get pregnant until my dad had installed a pool in the yard. I think my dad got gipped - I'm far more trouble than any pool.

 

[spudlyff8fan]

Yeah, but he probably also got a whole lotta sex...

 

[kwilson]

I'll have you know I was an immaculate conception, spuds. Mostly because the alternative is something I don't want to think about.

 

[Darth_Jonas]

my child is definitely NOT immaculate. We've been "trying" to have a baby since last summer. A lot of work, but I was up for the task.

 

[listereo]

Mmm, classy comment, dad.

 

[spudlyff8fan]

I'll have you know I was an immaculate conception, spuds. Mostly because the alternative is something I don't want to think about.

In which case, God pimped us all.

 

[Darth_Jonas]

Mmm, classy comment, dad.

Thanks, I aim to please.

 

[Tracyn Ordo]

An Heir to the Empire???