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Samus You Poor Excuse For A Piece Of Rotting Flesh.

I would love a gift like that. It will allow me to perform all sorts of dubious deeds. Yeah, I used the word dubious. What of it? Here have some cake. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I RULE.

Foolish mortal! Do you think mere earth weapons can even put but a scratch in my phazon armor? You are truly pathetic. Let us get this over with then. *stands defensively, gesturing PrinceLUDA21 to make the first move*

I've got a great joke, and it's true: What do you get when you take a Dark, evil twin phazon-version of a geeky MyGamer staff and have a one-night stand with another geeky MyGamer staff? ****** alien baby! Mwahahhaaa... I am NEVER paying child support. Mwahahch*cough* Ugh. I swallowed...

Oooooooooh, Katie got BURNED In your face Mrs. Blue Guy. IN...YOUR...FACE.

Hmmmm, I am faced with a dilemma. As much as I love killing people for money, and I do it...A LOT, I still love seeing one of my vessel carriers squirm. And as for these lawyers, I dare you to send them. I have yet to see a being in this universe resist the effects of my phazon cannon. And...

Did somebody call for a hitman?

Join me, and we will rule this universe as father and.......wait a minute. We aren't related. And I'm not gonna share leadership. I'm the man...phazon being. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. I'll be back to take care of you.

You may have noticed an absence here the last few weeks on the forums. Something has been missing. Or more to the point, some ONE. Your leader. The one who keeps everything going. The one whose absence could lead to the very breakdown of the very reality of this VERY site. Yes I am talking...

You can't prove that child is mine, girl. From what I can tell you're involved with half the "men" on this site, not just my twin.

...I have not forgotten you, brother...

There is only one thing more that I want to do in this life than to see yours end. And that is for you to suffer. We are even now. You didn't kill me, and I won't kill you...this time. I must travel across the universe and bang all the other chicks. So that when I return, and you are still...

Get used to disappointment.

Through no method of consequence.

I am not left-handed either. *Dark Wijg bursts into a million phazon particles. They dance around the air for a few moments. wijg looks around, concerned. The particles begin to coelesce once more. When Dark Wijg rematerializes his arm cannon has moved from his left hand to his right...

There's something I ought to tell you.

You're amazing!

And what is that?

Then why are you smiling?

Thank you -- I've worked hard to become so.