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GHOST TOAST. Please tell me this marks your return. How the hell have you been? I've missed you. Fortunately kurruption has been here with his strong arms.

Who the hell was that guy?

Katie

NOT THE COMFY CHAIR. Last time it was the soft cushions. Woe is me. Mistress, what did I ever do to derserve such torment?

Ok, sorry, I just finished reading Katie's post. I had to go find Lois and ask her what every word was. Something about Eviel Keneival being born in Montana. And yes I am sure that spelling is WAY off, but I was too lazy to look it up. Too many words on the interweb you know.

It can qualify as a rant. *pats Mistress on the head*

We can post movie quotes but only if they some way relate to a rant. Mine does. Your's does. I'm sorry Prince. You lose. Needs to relate to a rant.

You what really grinds my gears...when you can't find the droids you're looking for.

As I have suggested many times, the entire Off Topic portion of this site should be encapsulated in four threads. It used to be three, but I think another one has claimed the honor. Hey Guys Kurruption Rants Family Guy Question of the Day It is my belief that everything Off Topic can fit into...

"Act surprised. And it won't be hard, because you will be." "Awwww, it's like a little baby Jesus." If it's by a hot chick, and chances are that it wouldn't be in regards to me, I would invite her to crack a smile and stay a while.

kurruption, sometimes I fear I will be at lvl 1 for the rest of my life. "'Cause I could not have it better, but I just can't get no play from the girls all around as they search the night for someone to hold on to. And I just pass through."

Basil gets +100 cool points. And way to go Kurruption, you have scared away yet another Mygamer forumer. A German no less. You know what they say about those Germans, if you don't come join their party, they'll come and getcha. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go hump the fridge.

Kurruption...I feel so betrayed. I think I'm going to go home and bite my pillow.

Spuds wanted me to post the fact that I am joining the league as well. Every fantasy football league needs someone to reside in the basement, and I have come to claim that spot.

Ahhh, shagging. It seems to occur only in my dreams.

I will give you +100 cool points if you can identify the movie that said sig comes from.

Damn, and Ghost isn't around to witness my one moment of overtaking him in the genius category. Oh well. Ok, time for more creativity. What do we think happened to Ghost? I think he accidentally got stuck in one of the traps from the Ghostbusters thinking it was some new fangled pest control...

With my limited memory of the muppet character's names, I'd choose Beaker. If things start to go wrong, there isn't a better fall guy in the business. We may fail, but with Beaker, it sure as hell isn't going to be me getting caught.

Only if they refuse to come out in different flavors.

No wonder I can't ever find the bulbs. They are in the knife drawer. Man, I can't believe I am that stupid.