Recent content by Darth_Jonas

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    Jokes

    A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant. In a manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95...
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    Jokes

    "Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve. "But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious...
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    Jokes

    It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and says, "Hello?... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?" -- and prompty slams the phone down. His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?"...
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    slammed doors

    More updates. I took the GRE last Friday. I scored a 500 on the verbal (slightly above average) and a 600 on the quantative (the math part. That's well above average). Tomorrow, I'm going to track down the lady at EKU to get into their grad school. On a different note: We just found out...
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    Jokes

    What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairy tale? A northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairy tale begins' Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
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    Jokes

    What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe"
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    R Superheroes GODS?

    There are so many cool things you can do with Cap, but I think they're afraid of doing something different. They'll do what sells.
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    Question of the Day

    I'm going with Animal, he's buck wild and can go hardcore. I would also consider Gonzo. You just can't hurt that guy.
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    R Superheroes GODS?

    What's the pic supposed to be of and will is it anything more than just a pic? Meaning, is there a story to go along with it?
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    slammed doors

    Well, the next step has been taken. I'm scheduled to take the GRE test next Friday (3/23). It will take 4 hours to complete. If that goes well, then I can apply for the masters program at EKU. A whole lot of if's, but one step at a time.
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    Fable 2 - praises and gripes

    I like how the sidequests in Oblivion were. Most weren't crucial to the storyline, so you could "beat" the game in no time. But if you want to really flesh out your character and do some really cool stuff, you have to do those quests. If they could have more stuff to do when you reach the...
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    Halo 3 visuals

    an rpg might be tough given the world they've created. You probably couldn't go with your main character being the Master Chief or another Spartan. Keeping the same villains and backdrop might work, though. How about a kid that sees a Spartan die and gleans something from him? The game could...
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    Jokes

    A very proper man started going into the neighbourhood pharmacy every week to buy 2 dozen boxes of condoms. Week after week he would come in with the same order. One day the pharmacist felt he had to say something to the man. "Wow! You must have the stamina of a bull. Talk about getting...
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    Jokes

    A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, "Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children...
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    Jokes

    While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man, and would not ever dream of questioning the pope's authority. So the pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back. They were traveling down...