WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

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> WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

> What do you expect from such simple creatures!?
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> Your last name stays put.
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> The garage is all yours.
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> Wedding plans take care of themselves.
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> Chocolate is just another snack.
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> You can be president.
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> You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
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> You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
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> Car mechanics tell you the truth.
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> The world is your urinal.
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> You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
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> You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
bolt.
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> Same work, more pay.
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> Wrinkles add character.
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> Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
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> People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
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> The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
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> New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
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> One mood, ALL the time.
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> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
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> You know stuff about tanks.
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> A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
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> You can open all your own jars.
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> You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
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> Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
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> Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
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> You almost never have strap problems in public.
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> You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
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> Everything on your face stays its original color.
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> The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
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> You only have to shave your face and neck.
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> You can play with toys all your life.
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> Your belly usually hides your big hips.
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> One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
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> You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
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> You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
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> You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
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> You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 Minutes.

> No wonder men are happier....