Top 10 Facts of....

[asylum_boy]

Fact: Not only is Jonas gonna get Drop-kicked.....It will be with a Chair..........I shall call this wonderful piece of art is the Asylum Annihilator

 

[Maverick]

Fact: Darth & Asylum are really close friends. :cowboy: :cowboy:

:rotfl: :rotfl:

 

[Maverick]

Just joking. :duck:

 

[asylum_boy]

Fact: Asylum should be feared more than Chuck Norris.....:karate:

 

[kwilson]

Fact: Christie Brinkley is more intimidating than Chuck Norris.

 

[spudlyff8fan]

Fact: Chuck Norris ate Christie Brinkley. Whole.

 

[kwilson]

Fact: Mr. T can drink a whole gallon of milk in 10 minutes without puking.

 

[Darth_Jonas]

Fact: Mr. T has to stop his vehicle at weigh stations to see if he's wearing too much gold for the road to bear.

 

[Maverick]

Fact: This whole "Chuck Norris" thing has gotten out of hand.

 

[kwilson]

Fact: This whole "Chuck Norris" thing has gotten out of hand.

Fact: This is the first time Maverick has ever said something sane and rational.

 

[Maverick]

Huh, what are you talking about? I said Crash should win an Oscar for best movie didn't I? That was pretty sane and rational don't ya think?

 

[kwilson]

Fact: Maverick is defending his sanity to a bunch of people who have nothing better to do than rant at length about random things on the forums.
Fact: That he feels the need to defend himself indicates just how crazy he is.

 

[Maverick]

http://www.mygamer.com/community/showthread.php?t=1498&page=5&pp=10 -post #114

http://www.mygamer.com/community/showthread.php?t=1488&page=1&pp=10 -post #83

If these two posts don't show my sanity, nothing will.

 

[Maverick]

I can't find a public restroom with internet access. Go figure. Maybe I should go to a Starbucks or something.

Ha! On a scale of 1-10 I'm a 73 (and thats being modest :sly: ). I have to wear a disguise when I go out so all the ladies don't mob me. :fez:

These are great quotes from me also. Am I brilliant or what?!

 

[wijg]

Mav, you are trying to defend yourself in front of a lady using logic. It won't work my friend. Instead you should cook it up in a delicious Thanksgiving dinner. Then you will be speaking their language.

 

[spudlyff8fan]

When did ladies start using logic? Ladies are supposed to use ovens and dishwashers.

 

[kwilson]

Fact: Spuds is never ever going to get laid. Ever.

 

[spudlyff8fan]

Fact: Katie is typing this while slaving over a hot oven.

 

[kwilson]

Fact: I prefer my spuds skinned and boiled.

 

[spudlyff8fan]

Fact: Katie is cooking that for her husband right now inbetween pregnancies.