Listen pal. You think I'm happy about this? I'm going to be carrying your hellspawn around for 9 months. At least you don't have to go through the hell that is pregnancy follwed by labor! You get off easy, wijg.
I kinda figured that would happen, oh well I just hope that kid doesn't get picked on at school all thinks to good old dad, what the hell happened to simple names, like, Nicky, Tony, Elizabeth, and Katie. Oh well Jermaine Jackson did name his kid Jermajesty.
with a name like Moon Unit you know she's bound to be either a stripper or a prostitute, kinda like Sinbad, he had to be either a comedian, or a pirate