The new zelda game

This is pretty weird. Of all the weird stuff I would have guessed that we might screw around with, I never saw this one coming.
 
I kinda figured that would happen, oh well I just hope that kid doesn't get picked on at school all thinks to good old dad, what the hell happened to simple names, like, Nicky, Tony, Elizabeth, and Katie. Oh well Jermaine Jackson did name his kid Jermajesty.
 
with a name like Moon Unit you know she's bound to be either a stripper or a prostitute, kinda like Sinbad, he had to be either a comedian, or a pirate