Story time

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Spoony

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Anyone have a story for me? Like how about the time you went on your first date? Horror stories? Funny road trips? Or how about when you were little and shoved a goober peanut up your nose and the chocolate started dripping down your tiny little nostril burning the delicate skin and causing you to scream in horror?

Post em up nerds...
 
ummm,

until I was about 18, my father had me convinced that there was no such thing as chocolate covered peanuts, it was just the packaging and corporate lies.

but every now and again, there'd be a whole bag of peanuts with that glorious promise on the cover. They'd be open, and he was right, there wasn't any chocolate...but I ate them all the same.

18 YEARS OF EATING PEANUTS MY FATHER WAS SUCKING THE CHOCOLATE OFF OF!!

no wonder my kidney hurts...



j/k :w:
 
Back in the day I used to work in one of those novelty sex toy/porn stores. One day this lady comes in looks around and says to me "I would like to see that vibrator that's hanging on the wall." I burst out laughing and had to explain to her she was pointing to the fire extinguisher.
 
he has a nice upercut, and I saw him with his grandkids a few months later at a grocery store....I should of fought him there and whooped his ass in front of his kids.
 
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