Out Sick Today

[Stan]

Thats right you heard it here first, I seem to have come down with the flu and will not be able to make it to work today.. Well I shouldnt say that, as I am writing this from work, so I guess Ill just work even though it, I have a 103 fever, sore throat, ears clogged, nose stuffed and am having cold sweats.. JUST SUCKS!! I SHOULD BE IN BED!!!

 

[GhostToast]

glad you still have enough energy to taunt my dog a dozen times, bastard

 

[Stan]

Never to sick to taunt your pets GT..

 

[spudlyff8fan]

What you should do is sleep in a recliner and drink lotsa orange or cranberry juice for 3 days and you'll be a peak health. But not too much juice or you'll have peak health w/ the runs.

 

[demigoddess]

OMG HEHE
I have nothin nice to say so :yo-yo:

and thats all

 

[Beth]

HAHA this is what you get for throwing pickles at me you sick freak.

HA :umbrella2

 

[kwilson]

You can tell Stan is sick because his screenname is in a cloud of yellow, sickly germs.

Gross.

 

[GhostToast]

i thought those were his cooties

 

[kwilson]

Either one works.

 

[spudlyff8fan]

Back when we were little the 10 year olds made fun of eachother for having cooties. Now the 10 year olds make fun of eachother for having herpes. What has happened to America's youth?!

 

[Beth]

*sprays Lysol in Stan's eyes*

That should help. Ghost why don't you give Stan an enema?

Katie want to help apply leaches?

 

[ImagoX]

Mmmmm... Lysol enemas.... So bracing.... so tingly... so chemically-fresh....




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I shared to much again, didn't I?

 

[Beth]

one day...stan is going to snap and send a hitman after me.

 

[spudlyff8fan]

YOU are saying somebody is going to attempt murder?

 

[Beth]

In Stan's drug induced mind....we all must be careful.

But if someone does die...we all can play clue to see who did it.

I was always Miss Scarlet

 

[kwilson]

Okay I got the leeches. This is going to be fun.

Who has the castor oil?

I was always Miss Scarlet too. Especially when I had the scarlet fever. Spent the whole week playing Clue.