An heir to the throne!

Darth_Jonas

Future Emperor
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I'm going to be a dad! Woooo! August 12 is the prospective due date. As future emperor of the world, I will have an heir to the throne!
 
Congratulations! I don't envy your wife, though. Having your final months of pregnancy in the hot, sweaty summer doesn't strike me as appealing. Buy her ice cream everyday over the summer as a way of apologizing for putting her in such a fix.

But honestly, congratulations!
 
My mother actually refused to get pregnant until my dad had installed a pool in the yard. I think my dad got gipped - I'm far more trouble than any pool.
 
I'll have you know I was an immaculate conception, spuds. Mostly because the alternative is something I don't want to think about.
 
my child is definitely NOT immaculate. We've been "trying" to have a baby since last summer. A lot of work, but I was up for the task.
 
kwilson said:
I'll have you know I was an immaculate conception, spuds. Mostly because the alternative is something I don't want to think about.
In which case, God pimped us all.