My wife and I were sitting at a table at my highschool reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink asshe
aion gold sat alone at a nearby table.My wife asked,'Do you know her?''Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.''My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think aperson could go on celebrating that long?'